In Northern Ohio there is a great theme park called Cedar Point. Several years ago I went there with my then wife. We had lunch, and I recall having a lot to drink during said lunch.(Surprise, surprise!)
We decided to ride the biggest roller coaster right after lunch, and while walking through the line I just kept staring at the biggest hill at the beginning of the ride. While walking through the "cattle maze" of gates, I started getting a bit apprehensive about riding this one, and while still staring at this huge hill of the ride, I leaned over and whispered in my wife's ear, "I betcha I'm gonna s*** my pants on this one honey!"
All of the sudden, I feel a tug on the back of my shirt and turn around. It was my wife! I just said that to some strange woman. At first she was pretty shocked, but when she realized what I did, she laughed her butt off. I didn't hear the end of that for the next half hour until we did the ride.
On a happy note, I didn't end up crapping my pants after all!
ok like utopia have a few i could tell (the worse one's i ain't gonna!!) but here is one
When my son warren and daughter melody were 3 and 4, they were due to have an assessment done at home by our health visitor. My now ex -hubby had a bad habit of when i went out of saying to the kids "Mummy's ran off with a sailor" in jest. I went into town to get my shopping leaving hubby and kids at home......... the health visitor showed up while i was out. warren and melody run to answer the door and let her in , telling her "mummy's not home she has run off with a sailor but daddy's in!!". She must have laughed but came in to find a very embarrassed hubby who explained i was in town getting the shopping. I arrive home oblivious to what kids said to her, and as i am coming through the door pat (health visitor) was getting ready to leave. On her way out she just whispered to me " get bored with the sailor then??!!" ..... i wanted to dieeeeeee, hubby is hiding and kids just standing there beaming at her...........be careful the little jokes and sayings you say to your kids, they may just tell ev1 else
P.S if memory serves correct i think i threatened to actually run off with a sailor if i caught hubby ever saying it again, he learned his lesson and was never ever heard saying it to kids again
live life to the max and never ever regret anything that made u smile :-)
I normally trip over my own feet. I did that in high heels and a dress in the main hallway in high school. That sucked.
Here's a big one. This was back when I was living with my parents. For some reason I was going down the carpeted stairs, sock-footed at a fast speed. When I get to the platform/direction change, I slip and my butt falls flat on ceramic tile. The first time it happened that day, mom was on the phone with one of her friends. I happened to do it a second time that day. That friend mom was on the phone with came over and they both got a good laugh.
Lesson learned (well, sort of):
High speeds, socks, and carpeted stairs do not mix.
Euro-weenie (taken from the urban dictionary) - A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.
Mine wasn't funny at the time but I can laugh at it now. I was having a few problems and seeing a therapist, she advised me that if I wasn't dealing with stuff to text her from my cell phone with my anger. I had a major fight with my soon-to-be-ex-husband-if-he-ever-stops-thinking-he-is-Paul-bloody-McCartney-and-I-am-Heather-Mills, and I sent a text to my therapist saying 'I cannot believe this idiot is so up his own arse he has asked me why I think I should have my own bank account, he is such a git and called me a feminist for wanting my own cheque book,well I am taking a stand and off to open an account'.
Within seconds I heard my husbands cell phone alert to tell him he had a message. He walked up the stairs to the office and said 'I think you sent that to the wrong person actually'.Hence the reason he didn't talk to me for three days. I felt like such a tit, but I also realised it could have been my subconscious wanting to tell him that he was in fact a git!
hmmm give me a couple days or two to think about my most embarrassing, god there has been so many lol let me think
Against Abortion? Then DON'T Have One!! ~ If the anti-abortion movement took a tenth of the energy they put into noisy theatrics and devoted it to improving the lives of children who have been born into lives of poverty, violence, and neglect, they could make a world shine. ~
Well behaved women, barely make history... ~Marilyn Monroe
StuffHappens: "Eperts" could be found to argue either side of practically every conviction. I have read, seen, and heard every claim of reasonable doubt in support of Darlie Routier. I believe her conviction was just.
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alanthony 666: whats happening looser; ready for some reality updates.
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Anita Busbee: How can you sleep at night, knowing that you are the one that caused this by hiring someone to come and rob you , and buy it back! LMFAO. Then you you divorce that woman when it was your fault for going broke? what an AZZ. I think you did it! WTF
Oct 11, 2018 8:45:08 GMT -5
Anita Busbee: How did you get out of not being arrested also, YOU CAUSED ALL THIS!
Oct 11, 2018 8:47:38 GMT -5
Anita Busbee: I watched this on TV again for the 2nd Time, but I don't understand why you were not arrested, for your drop from Millions to ZERO, and hiring someone to rob you??WTF
Oct 11, 2018 8:50:10 GMT -5
Elaine Sauls: I have read the story about five times I really believe Darlie killed her two sons. I'll be glad when they get through testing, and the proven truth comes out. Elaine Sauls
Oct 12, 2018 21:49:21 GMT -5
v: Ted had no business bringing a child into this world
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melvin: if oj can request fried chitlins , fried chicken and watermelon for dessert why cant ng get what he wants
Jan 12, 2019 11:42:15 GMT -5
Zoe: Anyone here?
Feb 2, 2019 3:42:02 GMT -5
Bella : hmm :/
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nnkk: omg so this is her
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