In Northern Ohio there is a great theme park called Cedar Point. Several years ago I went there with my then wife. We had lunch, and I recall having a lot to drink during said lunch.(Surprise, surprise!)
We decided to ride the biggest roller coaster right after lunch, and while walking through the line I just kept staring at the biggest hill at the beginning of the ride. While walking through the "cattle maze" of gates, I started getting a bit apprehensive about riding this one, and while still staring at this huge hill of the ride, I leaned over and whispered in my wife's ear, "I betcha I'm gonna s*** my pants on this one honey!"
All of the sudden, I feel a tug on the back of my shirt and turn around. It was my wife! I just said that to some strange woman. At first she was pretty shocked, but when she realized what I did, she laughed her butt off. I didn't hear the end of that for the next half hour until we did the ride.
On a happy note, I didn't end up crapping my pants after all!
ok like utopia have a few i could tell (the worse one's i ain't gonna!!) but here is one
When my son warren and daughter melody were 3 and 4, they were due to have an assessment done at home by our health visitor. My now ex -hubby had a bad habit of when i went out of saying to the kids "Mummy's ran off with a sailor" in jest. I went into town to get my shopping leaving hubby and kids at home......... the health visitor showed up while i was out. warren and melody run to answer the door and let her in , telling her "mummy's not home she has run off with a sailor but daddy's in!!". She must have laughed but came in to find a very embarrassed hubby who explained i was in town getting the shopping. I arrive home oblivious to what kids said to her, and as i am coming through the door pat (health visitor) was getting ready to leave. On her way out she just whispered to me " get bored with the sailor then??!!" ..... i wanted to dieeeeeee, hubby is hiding and kids just standing there beaming at her...........be careful the little jokes and sayings you say to your kids, they may just tell ev1 else
P.S if memory serves correct i think i threatened to actually run off with a sailor if i caught hubby ever saying it again, he learned his lesson and was never ever heard saying it to kids again
live life to the max and never ever regret anything that made u smile :-)
I normally trip over my own feet. I did that in high heels and a dress in the main hallway in high school. That sucked.
Here's a big one. This was back when I was living with my parents. For some reason I was going down the carpeted stairs, sock-footed at a fast speed. When I get to the platform/direction change, I slip and my butt falls flat on ceramic tile. The first time it happened that day, mom was on the phone with one of her friends. I happened to do it a second time that day. That friend mom was on the phone with came over and they both got a good laugh.
Lesson learned (well, sort of):
High speeds, socks, and carpeted stairs do not mix.
Euro-weenie (taken from the urban dictionary) - A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.
Mine wasn't funny at the time but I can laugh at it now. I was having a few problems and seeing a therapist, she advised me that if I wasn't dealing with stuff to text her from my cell phone with my anger. I had a major fight with my soon-to-be-ex-husband-if-he-ever-stops-thinking-he-is-Paul-bloody-McCartney-and-I-am-Heather-Mills, and I sent a text to my therapist saying 'I cannot believe this idiot is so up his own arse he has asked me why I think I should have my own bank account, he is such a git and called me a feminist for wanting my own cheque book,well I am taking a stand and off to open an account'.
Within seconds I heard my husbands cell phone alert to tell him he had a message. He walked up the stairs to the office and said 'I think you sent that to the wrong person actually'.Hence the reason he didn't talk to me for three days. I felt like such a tit, but I also realised it could have been my subconscious wanting to tell him that he was in fact a git!
hmmm give me a couple days or two to think about my most embarrassing, god there has been so many lol let me think
Against Abortion? Then DON'T Have One!! ~ If the anti-abortion movement took a tenth of the energy they put into noisy theatrics and devoted it to improving the lives of children who have been born into lives of poverty, violence, and neglect, they could make a world shine. ~
Well behaved women, barely make history... ~Marilyn Monroe
festus: You responders seem to be a little bit low on the evolution tree of brains....
May 4, 2019 9:39:03 GMT -5
puppylover54: im ted bundys daughter
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bundyobsessed: What is Bundy's daughter's new name?
May 22, 2019 19:36:21 GMT -5
beanybags: no way to know since both sites are gone
Jun 16, 2019 17:16:23 GMT -5
seriously: Regarding your comment that Charles Ng comes from a "wealthy family", a "GOOD FAMILY"; since when does being wealthy equate to good? They are two entirely different things; and, frankly, some of the worst criminals are in fact wealthy. Con't in next post.
Sept 1, 2019 20:16:46 GMT -5
seriously: Consider the Clinton's: Bill has oral "isn't sex" in the White House, now virtually every kinder. knows what oral sex is. Then there's Hillary first deriding the women who came forward about her husband; then she deleting files to hide her activities.
Sept 1, 2019 20:19:48 GMT -5
seriously: Oh, and let's not forget Bill Clinton "didn't inhale" when he smoked pot...yeah, right! At a time when America's young men are being drafted for the Vietnam war, Bill & Hillary choose to take a trip to Russia and conveniently miss the draft all together.
Sept 1, 2019 20:22:46 GMT -5
seriously: Remember Hillary is for women & children; yet she only had one child and she doesn't even bake cookies...oh my! She defames her opponents with accusations of womanizing hoping we forget about her husband IN THE OVAL OFFICE! Not happening honey!
Sept 1, 2019 20:26:48 GMT -5
seriously: Then there's the BIG BANK BAIL-OUT; the banker's show up in Washington D.C. to get WELFARE (OUR tax dollars) by flying there in a LEAR JET...really! Even Obama was shocked at that move! But they're GOOD because they're WEALTHY? I think not!
Sept 1, 2019 20:33:22 GMT -5
seriously: I think Obama should have made them liquidate all their assets both business AND PERSONAL so they could climb over their own pile of s***; instead of expecting the American tax payers to do it.
Sept 1, 2019 20:35:38 GMT -5
seriously: Wake up people! Don't you realize that WE THE PEOPLE don't need the rich, THEY NEED US...to do the work that makes them richer so they don't have to clean their own toilets; and all we get is industrialized meats and crops, GMO's, antibiotic resistance.
Sept 1, 2019 20:38:53 GMT -5
seriously: Patented seed crops, running small farmer's out of business, toxic waste, poisoned water, dirty air, deforestation, global warming. By the way, who even wants to live in a GLOBAL GOVERNMENT world with a GLOBAL ECONOMY?
Sept 1, 2019 20:41:57 GMT -5
seriously: America should be more like Switzerland, fix our own 'broken wagon' and let the rest of the world fix theirs...it's not an U.S.A. problem. Screw oil, it pollutes the earth...GO SOLAR, WIND, WATER POWER! Screw the utility companies!
Sept 1, 2019 20:48:33 GMT -5
seriously: That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it. Best way to topple the rich...eliminate money and go back to the barter system; let the rich wipe their own bums and clean their own toilets...for a change! No more "Groom of the stool" for them.
Sept 1, 2019 20:51:50 GMT -5
seriously: Then banks and wall street can crash all they want; why should we be dragged down with them.
Sept 1, 2019 20:53:16 GMT -5
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Jeffery Daughtery: Walter Barton (Arkie) has been on Missouri's capital punishment row for many, many years. He has been through 5 trials! Each time is guilty. He'll finally go to hell on May 19, 2020...
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Jeffery Daughtery: This site has a locked ARKIE BOARD shouting out his innocence. Shout it out to the devil that his son will be home soon...
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